I'm Alex. I live in Las Vegas.
hedgehogfanclub:

Thanks spanky

chillingbythefirewhileweeating:

swag:

on you

fondue

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friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
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baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

(via bebopit)

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

(via visionate)

nyehs:

the ONLY acceptable comment on my selfies

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dutchster:

when a dog is sitting in a car they probably don’t realize a person is making it go… they probably just think they’re riding a magic cushion

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deliriouscomatose:

  1. Walk around Nazareth
  2. Become friends with Messiah
  3. ???
  4. Prophet

(via unit03)

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